Where Eagles Dare

The Winter Olympics begin on Friday and I have been asked by my good friend Tony (Mr Blair) to represent the UK. I thought about the sports I could participate in. Researching our sporting triumphs of the past years I discovered that us Brits are champions in Curling and (at least known for) ski jumping. As sweeping up is not my forte I have decided to take over from that great Brit Eddie 'the Eagle' Edwards. If I get accepted please keep an eye out for me during these next couple of weeks (if I manage at least 2 metres I will be happy).
I shall be in Turin Friday whatever happens. I hope these games are remembered not for sporting ability but fair play.
Ciao.
Mike 'the ????' Coyle (please suggest nicknames - no vulgar or rude ones please)